Does anyone know about whole body cleanses?

I've recently gotten into the whole better health thingy becuz of my arthritis. I read about the cleanses and I guess I just need to really hear it from a real person if it works or not true.Does anyone know about whole body cleanses?
I'm a real person, at least last time I checked. I also work in an ER. The skinny about those body cleaners? They are fancy laxatives, pure and simple. Your body is designed to clean itself, if you eat properly- and you say you have started. The colon self cleanses and it doesn't really need help from you, aside from eating your veggies, fruits and whole grains- it is all set up to clean itself really well. There are no pockets of gunk in there hanging out, unless you have diverticulitis. Then a laxative would be the last thing you'd need. The body isn't designed to easily leach things out of you- that would be rather counterproductive from the body's point of view. Removing things like heavy metals and true toxins requires chelation therapy. That's some NASTY stuff. It's only given intravenously, in a hospital setting, by doctors who know exactly what they are doing. It's still dangerous, even then. Nothing you can eat, drink or swallow is capable of doing that. The only thing a colon cleanse does is upset your entire digestive system. Along with whatever you had to eat yesterday, it will remove most of the good gerbies you actually need for good digestion. It will still chemically irritate your entire colon as well. We see folks in the ER after doing some of those cleanse regimes, dehydrated and ill- because they have stripped out their innards a bit too well. Since you are eating better, trust your body. It was designed quite well to function without your help. Human bodies have worked thousands of years without needing to be cleaned from the inside, and will continue to work well without it. That includes yours. If you want to maintain good health, do it the time honored, proven way. Eat a well balanced diet, and exercise. Eat your fruits, veggies and whole grains in large amounts, go easy on the fat and salt. Put your money into good food, in as close to a natural state as you can, and cook it yourself. And pass on the cleansers. Except for a nice soap for the outside, which does benefit from being clean. Otherwise, save your money for something more pleasant.Does anyone know about whole body cleanses?
By telling the truth to the Lord, the Almighty, by heart anybody can be cleaned from inside and outside which seems to me.
there is an infomercial that runs kinda late but its a legit practice, ive heard, dont use it tho
Never heard of it. Got more info???